Jul 19th, 2010
GOODBYE BOREDOM. HELLO BOREDOM
THE GREAT OUTDOORS Live at the Auditorium Hotel Greetings music fans. Goodbye to the most boring sports week of the year. Hello to, well, the second most boring sports week of the year. What is a man to bet on whilst lounging by the pool? Canadian football? Please. Somebody find me some Peruvian dog racing on satellite. I [...]
Jul 16th, 2010
VIBRATOR BLUES
Kingsway & Counterrevolutionaries Night Terrors Greetings music fans. All apologies for the late post. My phone was turned off. I had a rough one last night. Got a little ‘c’ sick, if you know what I mean. Heard the art show went well. Nice work, Danny. No need to cut that ear off just yet. We might be able [...]
Jul 15th, 2010
THURSDAY IS ART DAY
KINGSWAY By Your Hands Greetings music fans. Truth be told, Thursday is actually ‘Silver Bullet’ day. You know, go the light beer route so if you happen to drink 12 or 18 of them, you are still good to go by 10am Friday. But I digress. Point is this Thursday is also ‘Art’ day. So I’m gonna [...]
Jul 14th, 2010
PATRON ISN’T JUST A BRAND OF TEQUILA, TIGHTWADS
KINGSWAY & C-REVS Dirt Greetings music fans. Did I mention Dan Brodie (www.freepunches.com) has an upcoming art show this Thursday (7pm @ Lucky’s)? Well, he does, dammit. So come support the arts. Believe me, it will help alleviate some the guilt you feel over all the money you spend supporting the drug trade, organized crime and human trafficking. [...]
Jul 13th, 2010
CLEAN LIVING IS KILLING ME
THE GREAT OUTDOORS Land of my Deceased Greetings music fans. Apologies for the late post. Your Uncle Jon is presently doing a cleanse. Today is day 2. I had headaches so bad last night I was convinced a had a blod clot. Started praying for the first time in years (well, prayers that weren’t related to gambling outcomes). [...]
Jul 12th, 2010
FOUR MORE YEARS
KINGSWAY Saving Mankind With Sunshine Greetings music fans. Four more years indeed. Four more years of watching exciting sports until the 2014 World Cup in Brazil. Seriously, that was a boring final. The most interesting part was trying to calculate how much the refs were getting paid to fix it. Shameful ending – a missed corner kick [...]
Jul 9th, 2010
JON RAW CAN’T LOSE
THE GREAT OUTDOORS Island Girl Greetings music fans. All that’s meant by that headline is it’s Phone-it-in Friday here at DDG Records. So I win by doing no work. By that same logic, I win most everyday. And thus I am such a loser. But still not as big a loser as Lebron. I don’t need an hour [...]
Jul 8th, 2010
ELIN CAN’T LOSE
KINGSWAY 101 Steps Greetings music fans. What would you do if you were Tiger’s soon-to-be ex-wife? Take the 750 million and keep your mouth shut about everything (i.e. Tiger’s PED use), or take a measley 150 million and be free to say anything you want? Exactly, freedom has a price, and 600 million sounds just about right. [...]
Jul 7th, 2010
FIFA CAN’T LOSE
KINGSWAY Up On Blocks Greetings music fans. Sweet relief. All they are saying in the FIFA headquarters this week is, “Goodbye Paraguay. Goodbye Uraguay. Thank fucking God.” So here we go: Netherlands against Germany or Spain. I am thinking Germany is the FIFA pick as far as TV ratings are concerned. But then again, I think like [...]
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