FALL EP
Listen while you read… SONG: Black Water Road… Hello again music fans. As my old bowling teammate Wilson Pickett once sang, “The night was clear, the moon was yellow, and the leaves came tumbling down…” That’s right music fans, Fall is upon us and the leaves definitely are coming down. I’ll tell you what’s not coming down though: your [...]
WINTER EP
Listen while you read… SONG: The Garbage Man Song… Hello again music fans. Let me tell you a little something you might not have suspected about ol’ Jon Raw: I hate winter. Fucking hate it. Hate. I moved out west years ago to get away from the frozen nose hairs, burst pipes and five months of scraping windshields. The [...]
ANOTHER FRIENDLY REMINDER: CALL YOUR BOOKIE EARLY
The soundtrack of this blog: Kingsway’s MAY (click here to hear) Greetings music fans. What can I say? Crazy day yesterday. Forget the spreads. Bet close games. Uncle Jon made a fortune yesterday betting ties (5 points or less) on Sports Action Oddset (for those of you on the west coast). My brackets, however, are fucked. Such is life. Shine on [...]
CALL YOUR BOOKIE EARLY
Soundtrack of this blog: Maniago’s EMPTIES (click here to hear) Greetings music fans. First tip-off is just after 9am and there is some juicy opportunity out there today. But don’t wait until the last minute to call your bets in. You’re better than that. This isn’t tele-reg for classes at Sprott Shaw Community College; this is gentlemanly wagering. Have [...]
JON RAW’S BRACKETS
Soundtrack of this blog: Kingsway’s VOICE ACTIVATED RECORDER (click here to hear) Greetings music fans. Need some last minute help filling in your brackets for the company pool at your crappy office job? Cool. Go ahead and copy mine. They are solid gold. I researched these picks for hours. Where do I find the time, you ask? Easy. I [...]
FOR A MAN LIKE JON RAW EVERY DAY IS ST. PATRICK’S DAY
Soundtrack of this blog: Counterrevolutionaries’ THE VERY FINEST (click here to hear) Greetings music fans. So by now my loyal readership (all eleven of you) have likely heard that the DDG Spring Celebration has been cancelled. Ah, the luck of the Irish. Actually, I am not Irish. Yet another reason I don’t get all worked up about St. Patrick’s [...]
PLAY-IN GAME, SHMAY-IN GAME
Soundtrack of this blog: Counterrevolutionaries’ BASIL LIVES (click here to hear) Greetings music fans. Today is the play-in game for the NCAA tournament. For those of you who don’t know, it’s a ridiculous advertising cash-grab wherein the NCAA let’s two teams play to be the 64th spot in the tournament (only to get their asses handed to them by [...]
BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH
Sountrack of this blog: JOKESHOP (click here to hear) Greetings music fans. The Ides of March. This is the day they took out Caesar. When I head downstairs for my coffee (and Bailey’s) break in a few minutes here, I’d best make sure that RC (aka Brutus) isn’t washing the knives. The last thing I need is a coup [...]
ONLY 7 MORE SLEEPS (or 7 MORE PASS-OUTS, as the case may be)
Soundtrack of this blog: TWISTER (click here to hear) Greetings music fans. Didn’t make it down to the show last night. Too sick still. Forced to stay home and watch the box mother. Jay Leno had Dana Carvey on as his first guest. Dana was doing all sorts of fresh impressions, including Jimmy Stewart and George Bush Sr. Bottom [...]
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