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THE GREAT OUTDOORS Island Girl 

Greetings music fans.

All that’s meant by that headline is it’s Phone-it-in Friday here at DDG Records. So I win by doing no work. By that same logic, I win most everyday. And thus I am such a loser. But still not as big a loser as Lebron. I don’t need an hour long broadcast to get the point of my loserdom across. What a douche. But let’s try to not think about him this weekend.

Shine on you crazy diamonds.

Jon Raw
owner/operator
DDG Records

posted: July 9, 2010

 KINGSWAY 101 Steps

Greetings music fans.

What would you do if you were Tiger’s soon-to-be ex-wife? Take the 750 million and keep your mouth shut about everything (i.e. Tiger’s PED use), or take a measley 150 million and be free to say anything you want? Exactly, freedom has a price, and 600 million sounds just about right. Besides, it will hurt him more to have everyone speculating over what kind of secret is worth that kind of cake. (In case you missed it a couple sentences ago, the secret is PED’s. Lot and lots of fucking PED’s.)

Take the money, Elin. Even after selling your soul like that, you’ll still won’t be considered as big a whore as Lebron.

Shine on you crazy diamonds.

Jon Raw
owner/operator
DDG Records

posted: July 8, 2010

 KINGSWAY Up On Blocks

Greetings music fans.

Sweet relief. All they are saying in the FIFA headquarters this week is, “Goodbye Paraguay. Goodbye Uraguay. Thank fucking God.” So here we go: Netherlands against Germany or Spain. I am thinking Germany is the FIFA pick as far as TV ratings are concerned. But then again, I think like an American when it comes to television ratings. I am thinking backstory. I am thinking Bob Costas going off: “70 years ago Germany owned their pitches – and their bitches. But now it’s time for the Dutch to swap those clogs for cleats in an attempt to even the score…”.

Honestly, your Uncle Jon doesn’t give a fuck about ratings and backstories. I just need a final that can provide an accurate spread. I need to make up for a little lost ground. I am still aching from that Korea upset. Those kimchi-eating slackers fucked me good. But I digress.

Enjoy the game today.

Shine on you crazy diamonds.

Jon Raw
owner/operator
DDG Records

posted: July 7, 2010

THE GREAT OUTDOORS Give Everything

Greetings music fans.

Enough already. Has Lebron signed yet, or what? Let me go on the record as saying I have always thought King James is a bit of a, you know, bitch. He’s not the real deal. I don’t buy it. He is not Michael Jordan. Hell, he is not even Michael Graham. Lebron is a well-crafted facade. He is Alanis Morrisette. He is Lance Armstrong. He is Barack Obama. (Yes, I said it. Come back and read this again five years from now and then try to tell me that last comment was out of line.)

So fuck all this hype surrounding where Lebron signs. Hell, he is arguably not even amongst the top 3 players in the NBA right now. So just relax, Cleveland. If he signs with you, great. If not, who cares? Honestly, you were never going to win it all with him anyway. Lebron is not about winning. Lebron is about fronting. See him give up in that last series against Boston?Len Bias is rolling over in his grave (even though he probably cheers for the Celtics in the afterlife – between calls to his heavenly coke dealer). It’s all just a damn shame game.

Shine on you crazy diamonds.

Jon Raw
owner/operator
DDG Records

hey Cleveland, sign MG instead...

posted: July 6, 2010

 KINGSWAY White Bronco

Greetings music fans.

Happy Independence Day from everyone’s favorite independent label – DDG Records. Being a dual citizen and all, this is technically a holiday for me too. So I am taking advantage of my red, white and blue pedigree and phoning it in today. But a crazy weekend has been had by your Uncle Jon - and I’m not just talking about getting drunk whilst enjoying soccer (this close to the start of the NFL season, we must refer to it as soccer, even during world cup). Tune in tomorrow.

Shine on you crazy diamonds.

Jon Raw
owner/operator
DDG Records

posted: July 5

COUNTERREVOLUTIONARIES Wawa 

Greetings music fans.

Day after the DDG Canada Day Do is gonna be a phone-it-in post, even if it wasn’t Friday. So yeah, ring, ring.

Shine on you crazy diamonds.

Jon Raw
owner/operator
DDG Records

posted: July 2, 2010