THREE-PEAT?
KINGSWAY – Watchtower Song
(live on K-SCM ‘All Jazz’ Radio)
Greetings music fans.
Yeah, it’s phone-it-in Friday, but I got so caught up in the World Cup this week I forgot to reveal who the winner of Douche of the Season for Spring 2010 is. It’s none other than… dah, dah, dah – Monty Robinson. That’s right, your friendly neighbour police officer/brazen killer Corporal B.M. Robinson has been named the Raw Blog’s Douche of the Season for the third season in a row. Nice work, Monty. Perhaps one award for each life you have ended? (Rumour has it that Monty was sent to work at the airport – a known dumping ground for the RCMP’s more useless members – after being involved in a questionable shooting death at his previous post. He’s been busy. But that’s the kind of work ethic that wins you awards as prestigous as this one.)
And while we are on the subject, why is it okay to spend money for an elablorate undercover operation (involving four officers) to gather evidence on Carol Burner for killing four-year-old Alexa Middelaer, but virtually no effort is made to convict good ol’ Monty of little more than obstruction of justice in the death of Orion Hutchinson? A charge, I might add, to which the cowardly Robinson has pled ’not guilty’. He basically gets away with murder, yet the little sliver of responsibility he has to own up to is still too much. And that, music fans, is what it takes to become Douche of the Season.
Nice work, Monty. Come collect your prize. It’ll be waiting for you late tonight at the end of a yet-to-be-determined torch-lit, mob-filled alley. I’ll get you the details as soon as we get the ambush event all organized.
Shine on you crazy diamonds.
Jon Raw
owner/operator
DDG Records
posted: June 18, 2010

