BP ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR RAINY WEST COAST SUMMER?

KINGSWAY Commerce & Art

Greetings music fans.

More fucking rain? At the risk of sounding self-involved and ignorant, I am going to go out on a limb and say this perpetual summertime precipitation is damn near akin to tragic oil spill in the Gulf. Seriously though, there are some similarities: Both are flows of an annoying liquid substance that is otherwise coveted. Both can not be controlled by man. Both are ruining beach volleyball tournaments everywhere. (Such as the one I attended yesterday. Don’t get me wrong; I don’t play beach volleyball. I just go to watch the ladies in their short shorts. And when it is raining at the beach, short shorts sightings go down considerably.)

So yeah, enough with the rain. And let’s maybe try to do something about the oil spill too. People need to see short shorts.

Shine on you crazy diamonds.

Jon Raw
owner/operator
DDG Records

posted: June 28, 2010